You know, I’ve known Beth Revis for a couple of years now. We’ve been through a lot together. There was that time I ran off with her husband*; that time we jokingly handed in each other’s manuscripts to our agents** just to see what they’d do; once, she even ran over my dog–by accident!–and rushed him to the vet’s just in time***. I remember pre-ordering Across the Universe the moment I could****, and gobbling up the ARC the day I got it*****.
In all that time, she’s never hurt me like she did now. NEVER. She had the gal to run a contest on her blog–and not just any contest. One called “The Ultimate Fan Contest.”
As. Though. There’s. Any. Doubt.
SERIOUSLY, Beth. I can’t handle this type of betrayal. I can’t. Like I didn’t already prove that during our torrid affair last year?******
But fine. Fine. If you insist, I’ll play.
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* This did not actually happen.
** Neither did this.
*** Or this. Seriously, guys, we’ve never even met face-to-face.
**** This totally did happen though.
***** Also this. But not literally. That wouldn’t digest well.
****** Yeah, no.